Hi kids! No I am not pregnant! But it is definitely time for an update... how do I know that? My exboyfriend called yesterday to "check if everything is ok" he always calls, when I take a break from blogging... Ah those crazy stalkers... Anyway here are some pics from my today's photoshoot in our living room... As kids can see I am still up to no good...

Hi! I'm alive!

I even bought a new lipstic for this occassion... (crazy photoshoot in our livingroom it is)

and I love it!

Nothings comes between me and my Pepsi Max.

Thanks for all of the sweet comments... J.H <<<<33333

Geeez it has to be one of the most meaningful updates what so ever... Oh well... We will discuss metaphysical novels by Simone de Beauvoir some other time!

So long and thanks for all the fish!

This is what you get, when you mess with us:

I was trying really hard to write something uhm funny but instead I will just post todays outfit picture... my boyfriend finds it H I L A R I O U S!

Tell me how you'd like to live, I'm alive and I think, I want to live my life but...If I had to and I could ever make my death-wish... It's not a secret and I know it well... I'd like to die by your side

And if ever I could really choose how to do that, I know it well, I'd like to die of love

Freaking photo session on a Monday... not the best idea.. I look tired, my skin look yellowish and my hair... ah nevermind... But hey let's look on the bright side... an awkward silence... there is no bright side, kids! Besides the fact that I am super tired I have... uhm braces? True story! I will have it only for two weeks but still... Ørjan said that he STILL loves me... which means that the situation is pretty bad... I look like uhm somebody with braces(FREAK!)??? ... but oh dear lord im going to have perfect teeth in no time! It is worth it( I H O P E !)

That's what I call bad ass shoes(I'm 184cm from now on)... but hey can anybody tell what happened to my boobies... I mean it is not possible to see them! Boobies, boobies where are you guys!

I caught a glimpse, but its been forgotten. So here we are again... I made a vow, to carry you home... I really tried to do what you wanted, it all went wrong again, I made a vow, to carry you home... if you fall sick, if you pass out... yes kids I'm listening to Bloc Party again... and so should you.
Since Ørjan felt a bit sick yesterday I had to make breakfast ... for the first time since april. I burned the bacon, served cold scrambled eggs and cold cacao... I could see in Ørjan's eyes that he would rather die than eat it. God bless boyfriend's with great cooking skills and takeaways! And great Mondays as well!
But hey at least I am good at posing:

Omg Ørjan is in the kitchen again! Pancakes! Pancakes here I come!

FINE! I'm back... I had this sick long break from blogging because of Ørjan! Now that's a true story... 12 days ago he told me that I only do stuff so I can blog about them later. I said hell no... and I stopped blogging... I stopped doing stuff as well but that's a different story... Anyway here are some of the pictures from the last 12 days... But Only the exiting stuff... like making a fårikål...

for the first time in my life (the secret is that Ørjan was making it, but hey I can still post a picture!)

What was even more exiting than making norwegian national dish?... oh yeah kicking Ørjans ass in mini golf! Please excuse me for that super cool sexy outfit...
At some point of the 12 days long break from blogging I got addicted to thai food. I even dream about it! I could call my bf and say that I have been thinking whole day... about THAI FOOD!

We have visited sick number of art galleries and museums...like two! Btw I have never been so dissapointed in my entire life like after Nate Lowman - and his The Natriot Act.......

Romantic walks when we both wanted to die because of the cold!

Cozy evenings at home...

and even more cozy mornings! Lately everything was only about food around here! I am like 49,5 kg now!

and I must show you guys my new jacket... Higlight of this post!

Some days ago Ørjan said that Touché means "that's a shame" I kill myself.

God bless facebook's photo quality! Freaking terrible! Oh well.....

I will be back. True story.

My dear little sisters there is something strange about Monday's.... today on a Monday of course I went to work without my panties. I FELT SO LOST WHOLE DAY. You know how sometimes you weak up and it's 8 o'clock and you are suppose to be at work at 8:15 and you put on your tights and you stress to put on your pants as fast as you can and then you realize that you forgot to put on your freaking underwear but it is way too late and you must run and yes, yes, yes at least I had my tights and my jeans on! Thank God... ! Besides that amazing higlight of this year I went to meet Linnéa just after work ...! And now I am going to kill you all with sick loads of pictures! Enjoy!

Pete Doherty look-alike?

Poop on the ground?

Eh too late. I had to walk right into it.
Noooooooooo, she doesn't care about fashion!
Then why does she look so freaking good?

ALL THE TIME!

I had to try really hard to get that smile. True story.

Now that is a lookbook material.

Everybody who managed to scroll all the way here gets a medal!

Truly great day!

"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons she couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness that starts to set in about 2:55, when you know you’ve taken all the baths that you can usefully take that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the newspaper you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o’clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul...."

Ah another silly Sunday. But before Sunday we had a Saturday... and as always on Saturday's we have been out (little note to Paul:we didn't have as much fun as we always do at your place!)... here are some pictures... and I am off to watch a movie with Ørjan!

Quote taken from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... the book of course, not the movie.... movie was crap. True story. But the book is really worth reading.

Is it a joke? Our tumble-dryer is broken! God only knows how much I hate to hang clothes! Today I hang like two towels and then I had to take a break for an hour... actually I am still taking that break...

But hey guess what? Everything is fine with our dishwasher... ! No more strange noises! I dont have any new pictures to share so I am going to share with you some old outfit pics... actually I didn't have anything to share with you in general... I mean who cares about our broken tumble-dryer( maybe only Andreas, Ørjan's swedish friend) but I felt like blogging so pardon me! And now it is movie time over here... My bf was a bit emo whole day because I have been so busy with hanging up the clothes so I feel like he needs lots of hugs right now! So long!

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I'm so freaking tired today (we went swimming after all) but I feel like I didn't blog in ages (was it two or three days?) so here it is a little update...

I forgot to tell you that on Friday at Mono I bumped into Margrethe! She is the sweetest girl ever... I have been reading her blog for a while and I was really happy to see her there! We must meet again pretty soon!

On Saturday our dish washer started to make strange noises... I totally freaked out! Dear God you can take everything from me but please leave our dish washer alone!

I got my pancakes!

Yesterday my dad came to visit. He said one word to Ørjan. ONE WORD MAX. How not to love him? Oh and there he is eating my chocolate!!!

My bf bought me Stille dager i Mixing Part! I'm laughing like crazy!

GOOD NIGHT! I'm going to check on the dishwasher!

Kids my hair is yellow... again... some people never learn and I am one of them... but this time I can blame it on my boyfriend. He is the one who wants me to stay blond forever... or yellow.

Pictures taken at the "Bokfest i Operaen"

That girl on my t-shirt remainds me a little of one of the best polish fashion bloggers Alice.

If it wouldn't be for Ørjan... I would probably be in a relationship with this guy:

How not to love Pete?

Omg Ørjan refuses to make me panecakes tonight... We had it two days in a row but damn it I WANT TO EAT THEM RIGHT NOW... Eh if I could cook.... I would be making them right now! Besides "pancakes-gate" yesterday I changed the position of the shampoo and peeling while cleaning the shower and today I peeled my face with a... shampoo. Since we are talking about highlights of my week... nah that peeling thing must be it when it comes to the past seven days... And here are some pictures from our today's walk:

I know that it might seem like I dont have another pair of boots or another bag... or a hat for god's sake but when I like something I will use it util it falls apart.

Oh yeah take a picture when I dont look into the camera.

Post without a picture of Ørjan is not a good post.

Awwwwwwwww...

Another beautiful day on the top of the world!

Pasta for dinner tonight. Can somebody please come here and shoot me?

One hat. Three outfits... and now it is bed time over here! Ørjan had fever yesterday and of course I have been up whole night... It seems like I love him more when he is sick...

Saturday in ten pictures and some words:

After 40 minutes I'm finally ready. Little bit emotional Ørjan on the sofa.

But honey I am way too cute to get angry with me.

Couple of the year.
Paul and his jokes!
Looking good.

At some point guys started to discuss Jimmy Choo latest shoes... nah, not really... but wouldn't that be awesome?

I'm super jealous and none of the girls could come near my boyfriend!
Somebody must crossed the line...

Peekaboo Christian... I can still see you! Everybody can still see you... Is that Paul's Baileys that you are hiding behind?

In the end we all bathed in Paul's sink. Naked.

I came home to a really bad news... I'm not going to see ever again a really good friend... Sometimes love is a gun.

<3

So today guy at McDonald's was flirting with me. Guy at Seven Eleven was flirting with me. An old lady on the bus... was flirting with me. My conclusion: holes in head are in. So far I have two. God bless chicken pox! If this flirting trend will continue I might get more holes. True story... and now a little outfit picture... from the prettiest part of our bedroom... that porn movie set is more to the right...

Black dress would look better. I know.

Kids there is a God. To make a short story long: I didn't go to Ikea... since I have been so freaking emo because of my chicken pox for the last week my bf took me out for a romantic dinner. I will of course blog some pictures first thing tomorrow, but today I have more important things on my mind... after that romantic dinner we have decided to go out, and guess who did I meet (FOR THE FIRST TIME) on my way home??? KENNETH/ZATHX... that is a big thing for such a little girl like me. He is even more handsome in real life than on the internet. True story! I tried to take him home with me but he was smart enough to say no... after all I could be his mother. Oh and Ørjan I don't think that he would be so happy about it. Anyroad... awesome night! Awesome Kenneth.

Oh and here it is: the prove that there is a God. He is right there on this picture. To the left.

A cat. Little bit less photogenic. I tried to take him home as well. No success.

Anybody out there who wants to go with me to IKEA? No? I'm not shocked... even Ørjan doesn't want to go... It is Friday after all, and it is time for getting drunk and naked in the streets of Oslo... I still prefer my little trip to Slependen... after all I haven't been in Bærum for a month now and I really miss... no, wait I don't miss anything about Bærum!

Anyway I must buy new curtains for our bedroom (I'm so going for PINK once!) but I would rather buy something to hang myself on... Try to have a better Friday's evening than me! So long!

Little miss sunshine?

I just talked to my mother... we are planning our little trip to Poland. Not the easiest thing to do. I say Warszawa, my mother says Gdansk, and my father says Krakow! Besides that, we got a new lamp in bedroom and now our room look like a porn movie set. I might need bigger boobs to get a permission to sleep in there! True story. Pictures tomorrow!

And when it comes to this picture... I'm not impressed Ørjan... so you better read some tutorials on how to take better pics tonight! I have PMS and I'm not affraid to use it!

Guess who is feeling better? I AM! I even look kind of normal: here is today's picture. Super cool cam quality, but still:

Besides the fact that I have been outside for the first time in a week (great trip to the drug store) my dad booked for me tickets to London. I am going in November! With Mor ... or was it Linnéa? I don't really care as long as I pay 1400 for the hotel and 700 for the plane tickets! Feel welcome to write shopping tips in the comments field! Besides visiting John Carew I am planning on meeting up with... you??? So see you in London...

I'm flicking through some old pictures... Here are some of them:

My old room, couple of days after I moved in it... Is that a Coke in the window? Like I said it was a strange, strange year!

I have no idea how I managed to find my bed at that time! Can you see it?

Just before a trip to Ikea. I haven't got the time t clean but I sure had some time to take outfit pictures. Great.

Another weekend, another party... I must admit that my life is little bit more boring without living next to Camilla... that girl sure knows how to party and how to make a drama...

Marthe just changed her hair color. And is that a new can of beer?

Our bathroom was a disaster. You were pretty much taking shower while standing in the toilet... but we sure loved it!

After some weeks or months my room started to look pretty and that's when I had to move out!

It has been a crazy year that I will always remember but nothing compares to life with Ørjan... his new modem... is right now in the middle of the room (CONNECTED!!!). If I wont be here tomorrow it means that I tried to hang myself... on that modems cable. True story. Cheers.

Surprise, surprise I am still sick! But yesterday wasn't all so bad, after all... I mean what can go wrong when you wake up to a breakfast like this:

Bacon, polar brød, eggs... gotta love Ørjan

And here it is... The chief himself! My little sunshine!

Later in the evening my parents and Rambo came to visit... with a bike for me and First Price chocolate...Ive send them home... nobody eats First Price chocalte in this house!... but before they went home we had a really nice time together... Rambo managed to jump right into my glass full of apple juice... good times... I took around 100 pictures of my dad but I cant publish even one... he has the same problem as my ex-boyfriend...they are both great guys... but not the best looking to put it that way...

After my parents left I started to bake... I have been so sick of staying in bed that I had to do something!

TADAM!

Those muffins might look good... but OMG they are pretty disgusting... so I had only 20 of them so far!

And last but not least picture of me... Give me a week and I will look like that again! HOPEFULLY...

Oh and yesterday when I have been vacumming Ørjans office I have managed to disconnect Ørjans modem and now he is without internet! It's ok if you want to beat me up honey ! No worries!

I wish you all a great evening!

OMG it's itching like crazy... So far I had like 6 baths, 5 showers and I am all covered in some kind of white cream that it's suppose to help but uhm IT DOESN'T... I feel really sorry for my Ørjan because for the last 48 hours he has been my little nurse and I can't even give him any type of reward... I'm so tired that the trip to the kitchen takes at least 15 minutes! I'm so useles right now... I wish I could just put on one of those outfits under and go out... dance whole night, laugh! But hey let's look at the bright side: sooner or later I must get better! Tomorrow, tomorrow...

To die by your side, is such a heavenly way to die, and if a ten ton truck, kills the both of us, to die by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine.

I have at least 50 new spots on my face and my bf just took a picture of me with his phone. Can't just somebody come here and kill me?

I'm d-y-i-n-g in here... I have been in bed for 12 hours now and I am close to losing my mind. My 3 hours long trip to see my doctor must be a higlight of this week... oh what am I saying A HIGHLIGHT of the year! I just love to take the bus for 40 minutes each way, wait in lines, strip for the doctor...... The thing is that I have moved to Oslo exactly a year ago... but my doctor didn't... That bastard! So I had to go all the way to Bærum to see him! (and all of that without make-up!!!! )

Anyway I'm going to stay home for a week but if things will get any worse I might be going to the hospital. Pneoumonia here I come... apparently I had it (pneuomonia) like every second week as a child... so now when I have chicken pox my mother totally lost it!!! She even abandod me from going to the toilet... Eh those crazy nurses... besides the fact that I have like 5 new pockmarks on my face!!! everything is just fine... Ørjan still shares the bed with me so I'm guessing that I cant look so bad after all... day or two and I might be posting pictures of myself...

NOT!

Thank you guys for all of the nice words!!! Oh and of course we had to have CHICKEN for the dinner today! My boyfriend - he is such a joker.

I made an animation. True story.

Guess what?? Jeg har fått vannkopper!Hva er oddsen for det? Det er bare 2-3% av voksne som ikke har hatt det som barn. Lucky me! Nå som jeg skal dø vil jeg bare si at skoene mine går til Linnea. The rest goes to my boyfriend. So long.

And two pictures from the time when I still looked damn fine: